Eli has a client who has a house out in the middle of nowhere, where they grow their own crops and use no electricity. Their children live there and are as happy as can be.

Eli tells me he likes the idea and I reel in fear.

I am a city girl who loves city lights, need air condition, is allergic to the phone, thus need emails to communicate and can’t keep a cactus plant alive.

I told him I wouldn’t mind living in the middle of nowhere with the love of my life, who happens to be a country boy, but we need high speed internet.

I told him we need to have this written into our marriage vows: I promise you high speed internet and an updated computer at all times for the rest of my life.