A conversation whilst in the locker room today:
Me: “Honey! I have cellulite! LOOOOK!â€
Him: “No, you don’t. Hey, what did you do? Remove hair from your legs?â€
Me: “What did you do? Grow hair on your legs? LOOK! Cellulite!â€
Him: “Yeah, I put some seeds in and they sprouted. How come you don’t…â€
Me: “I don’t have hair on my legs… You’re hot.â€
Him: “Cheap maintenance! That’s cheap maintenance.â€
Did my man just complain because I do not have to spend money removing hair from certain parts of my body?
